fic spam pt.2
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sgteam14283Title: Of Beers and Songs
Author: sgteam14283
Characters: Max Wainwright, Lydia Winter, Crysta Santella, Alex Ramsey, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Evan Lorne.
Relationships: Sheyla, McWeir
Rating: PG
Warnings: slight innuendo
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Max belongs to me, Lydia belongs to BiteMeTechie, Crysta belongs to Nenya, Alex belongs to Reefgirl, while Lorne, Rodney, Ronon and John belong to TPTB.
Author's Note: A challenge!fic. CKO on the Lorne/Kavan thunk thread on GW issued a challenge that had to have the following;
1. the guys of Atlantis have to be shirtless (well at least Shep, Dex, and Lorne do)
2. the song 'I'm too sexy' has to be played loudly
3. ship is welcome
4. Some one has to call Lorne by his first name
5. Can be AU.
so naturally the bunnies started to attack me and I came up with two fics. This is the second one. Also the fic mentions a number of other songs that some at the Lorne/Kavan thread that fit Lorne and I shamelessly poke fun at Cathain Nottingham's sig.
Review's are welcome!
“And they say we take forever to get ready.” Max grumbled, leaning over the balcony to try and see if she could spot the boys coming out of the locker room. “How long does it take them to get undressed?”
They were waiting for a number of men to come out for an extra swimming practice. Alex had overheard Rodney griping about it to John and since it was Crysta’s birthday today, had decided that they needed to give Crysta an “extra” present.
“I dunno, maybe it’s hard for them to fit into their Speedo’s.” Lydia said, grinning.
“Agh!” Max exclaimed, flinching at the comment as she sat down in-between Lydia and Alex. “I don’t want to think about that.”
“Yes you do, especially if it’s Major Lorne.” Alex teased, taking a beer from the pack they had brought along.
“Shut up.” Max said, her cheeks turning a bright red. “You know Lydia, if Evan’s in a Speedo then so is Rodney.”
“Agh!” Lydia yelled as she cringed. “God Max! I need to beach my brain out.”
Max just smiled and took a sip from her beer.
“Hey guys,” Crysta said a few seconds later. “They’re coming.”
“About time!” Alex said as her, Lydia, and Max got to their feet. They all leaned over the railing, watching the men walk out.
“So exactly why are they having an extra swim practice?” Crysta asked as John came out with just his trunks on and a towel slung over his shoulder.
“Who cares? They’re shirtless and about to get wet.” Lydia said, smiling as the others started to come out. “That’s all I care about.”
“Me too.” Max murmured as Ronon, Rodney, and Lorne walked out all shirtless like John.
“You know,” Crysta asked, tilting her head to one side. “Ronon reminds me of this one guy on ‘Baywatch’.”
Alex, Max, and Lydia turned their heads to look at Crysta with ‘WTF!?’ looks on their faces. “What?” Crysta asked. “He does.”
“Ok…no more beer for you.” Alex said, shaking her head.
Crysta just stuck her tongue out and turned back to watch the men, who at this point where all milling around the deck.
“When are they going to get wet?” Max then whistled sharply. “Just jump in already!” she hollered.
****
Evan heard a whistle then someone holler for them to get wet. Everyone paused and looked around for the owner of the voice. His gaze sweeping up and he spotted Lydia, Alex, Crysta, and Max on a balcony holding what looked like beers. As he waved to Max he wondered why they were up there, but then he realized that it was Crysta’s birthday and they must be looking for some “entertainment”.
By now most had spotted the girls and had gone back to whatever they had been doing, before Max’s yell but Evan made his way over to John and said, “Guess we have an audience.”
John smiled, “Seems we do.”
“Want me to tell them to find some other men to undress with their eyes?” Evan asked with a smirk.
John laughed and shook his head. “Nah, maybe the guys will actually listen for once and there’s not much for them to imagine.” He raised an eyebrow and remarked; “Besides hasn’t Max already done that but her hands?”
Evan felt his face heat up at the comment and muttered some kind of reply. Despite what people thought him and Max weren't anything but friends, she just wasn't his type.
He faced to where the girls were and motioned for Max to turn on her headset. “Having fun?” he asked.
****
Max waved back to Evan and blushed when Lydia started to sing ‘Max and Evan sitting in a tree’. They were just friends, why everyone seemed to think that they were dating was beyond her understanding.
Then she saw Evan motioning for her to turn on her headset. “Having fun?” she heard him say after she did.
Max giggled and motioned for the others to turn their headsets to the same channel. “Yup.” She said, grinning.
“And you just decided to come watch because you want to see how cut I look in a suit, right?”
“Oh you know it.” Max deadpanned, rolling her eyes while Alex, Lydia, and Crysta clamped hands over their mouths to stifle their laughter. Setting down her empty beer bottle, she picked up another one and opened it.
“How many of those have you had?”
Max tilted her head to one side and swayed a bit as dizziness washed over her, “Uh…two. Or was it three? Do flaming jell-o shots count?”
She heard Evan laugh and say, “Just promise me you’ll be in bed soon.”
Max smiled slowly and replied, “Only if you’re in it.”
“As much as I like the sound of that I'll pass.” Evan countered, smiling. He then saw that they were starting the practice by swimming laps “Gotta go.” Taking his headset off, Evan tossed it onto his towel and then dove into the water.
****
They watched the men as they swam laps and drilled, wolf whistling and cat calling. John remarked that he hadn’t seen the men this good at a practice since it began and wondered to himself if he should start inviting the ladies to watch the practices. He knew that Teyla wouldn’t hesitate to check him out and if Elizabeth was there then maybe Rodney would stop complaining.
The beer was soon gone and Alex had left to get some more. She returned shortly with the beer as well as shots and the shots were soon devoured.
“I think they need a theme song.” Lydia remarked, giggling.
“Like what?” Max asked, grinning.
“I dunno.” Lydia replied shrugging her shoulders. “Whatever it is it has to be played loudly.”
“How about; I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love/Love's going to leave me/I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt/So sexy it hurts…” Crysta sang loudly.
Alex giggled with the rest and said, “Or how about; Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?/Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?/Don't cha/Don't cha/
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?/Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?/Don't cha/Don't cha…”
“Or in Max’s case it would be; Don’t cha wish your Major was hot like me?” Crysta teased.
They giggle over that for a few seconds, then Max said, “I got it; This is why I'm hot/ This is why I'm Hot/ This is why, this is why, this is why I'm Hot/ I'm Hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not/ This is why, this is why, this is why I'm Hot.” While Max was singing she started to slowly bounce around like she was in the music video.
Lydia, Alex, and Crysta howled with laughter at the song and Max’s actions. Wiping tears from her face Lydia said, “Nonono, this is it; smack that/all on the floor/smack that/ give me some more/smack that/'till you get sore/smack that, oooh.”
The three girls started laughing and came up with more and more songs that could be the guy's "theme song".
****
Evan was toweling off when all of a sudden he heard ‘I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love/Love's going to leave me/I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt/So sexy it hurts…’ Then he, as well as everyone else, heard them sing snippets of other songs. Raising an eyebrow he wondered what that was all about.
Shaking his head, he finished toweling off and headed towards the locker room with the rest of the guys amid the catcalls and wolf whistles. All he knew was that they were going to have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.
Author: sgteam14283
Characters: Max Wainwright, Lydia Winter, Crysta Santella, Alex Ramsey, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Evan Lorne.
Relationships: Sheyla, McWeir
Rating: PG
Warnings: slight innuendo
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Max belongs to me, Lydia belongs to BiteMeTechie, Crysta belongs to Nenya, Alex belongs to Reefgirl, while Lorne, Rodney, Ronon and John belong to TPTB.
Author's Note: A challenge!fic. CKO on the Lorne/Kavan thunk thread on GW issued a challenge that had to have the following;
1. the guys of Atlantis have to be shirtless (well at least Shep, Dex, and Lorne do)
2. the song 'I'm too sexy' has to be played loudly
3. ship is welcome
4. Some one has to call Lorne by his first name
5. Can be AU.
so naturally the bunnies started to attack me and I came up with two fics. This is the second one. Also the fic mentions a number of other songs that some at the Lorne/Kavan thread that fit Lorne and I shamelessly poke fun at Cathain Nottingham's sig.
Review's are welcome!
“And they say we take forever to get ready.” Max grumbled, leaning over the balcony to try and see if she could spot the boys coming out of the locker room. “How long does it take them to get undressed?”
They were waiting for a number of men to come out for an extra swimming practice. Alex had overheard Rodney griping about it to John and since it was Crysta’s birthday today, had decided that they needed to give Crysta an “extra” present.
“I dunno, maybe it’s hard for them to fit into their Speedo’s.” Lydia said, grinning.
“Agh!” Max exclaimed, flinching at the comment as she sat down in-between Lydia and Alex. “I don’t want to think about that.”
“Yes you do, especially if it’s Major Lorne.” Alex teased, taking a beer from the pack they had brought along.
“Shut up.” Max said, her cheeks turning a bright red. “You know Lydia, if Evan’s in a Speedo then so is Rodney.”
“Agh!” Lydia yelled as she cringed. “God Max! I need to beach my brain out.”
Max just smiled and took a sip from her beer.
“Hey guys,” Crysta said a few seconds later. “They’re coming.”
“About time!” Alex said as her, Lydia, and Max got to their feet. They all leaned over the railing, watching the men walk out.
“So exactly why are they having an extra swim practice?” Crysta asked as John came out with just his trunks on and a towel slung over his shoulder.
“Who cares? They’re shirtless and about to get wet.” Lydia said, smiling as the others started to come out. “That’s all I care about.”
“Me too.” Max murmured as Ronon, Rodney, and Lorne walked out all shirtless like John.
“You know,” Crysta asked, tilting her head to one side. “Ronon reminds me of this one guy on ‘Baywatch’.”
Alex, Max, and Lydia turned their heads to look at Crysta with ‘WTF!?’ looks on their faces. “What?” Crysta asked. “He does.”
“Ok…no more beer for you.” Alex said, shaking her head.
Crysta just stuck her tongue out and turned back to watch the men, who at this point where all milling around the deck.
“When are they going to get wet?” Max then whistled sharply. “Just jump in already!” she hollered.
****
Evan heard a whistle then someone holler for them to get wet. Everyone paused and looked around for the owner of the voice. His gaze sweeping up and he spotted Lydia, Alex, Crysta, and Max on a balcony holding what looked like beers. As he waved to Max he wondered why they were up there, but then he realized that it was Crysta’s birthday and they must be looking for some “entertainment”.
By now most had spotted the girls and had gone back to whatever they had been doing, before Max’s yell but Evan made his way over to John and said, “Guess we have an audience.”
John smiled, “Seems we do.”
“Want me to tell them to find some other men to undress with their eyes?” Evan asked with a smirk.
John laughed and shook his head. “Nah, maybe the guys will actually listen for once and there’s not much for them to imagine.” He raised an eyebrow and remarked; “Besides hasn’t Max already done that but her hands?”
Evan felt his face heat up at the comment and muttered some kind of reply. Despite what people thought him and Max weren't anything but friends, she just wasn't his type.
He faced to where the girls were and motioned for Max to turn on her headset. “Having fun?” he asked.
****
Max waved back to Evan and blushed when Lydia started to sing ‘Max and Evan sitting in a tree’. They were just friends, why everyone seemed to think that they were dating was beyond her understanding.
Then she saw Evan motioning for her to turn on her headset. “Having fun?” she heard him say after she did.
Max giggled and motioned for the others to turn their headsets to the same channel. “Yup.” She said, grinning.
“And you just decided to come watch because you want to see how cut I look in a suit, right?”
“Oh you know it.” Max deadpanned, rolling her eyes while Alex, Lydia, and Crysta clamped hands over their mouths to stifle their laughter. Setting down her empty beer bottle, she picked up another one and opened it.
“How many of those have you had?”
Max tilted her head to one side and swayed a bit as dizziness washed over her, “Uh…two. Or was it three? Do flaming jell-o shots count?”
She heard Evan laugh and say, “Just promise me you’ll be in bed soon.”
Max smiled slowly and replied, “Only if you’re in it.”
“As much as I like the sound of that I'll pass.” Evan countered, smiling. He then saw that they were starting the practice by swimming laps “Gotta go.” Taking his headset off, Evan tossed it onto his towel and then dove into the water.
****
They watched the men as they swam laps and drilled, wolf whistling and cat calling. John remarked that he hadn’t seen the men this good at a practice since it began and wondered to himself if he should start inviting the ladies to watch the practices. He knew that Teyla wouldn’t hesitate to check him out and if Elizabeth was there then maybe Rodney would stop complaining.
The beer was soon gone and Alex had left to get some more. She returned shortly with the beer as well as shots and the shots were soon devoured.
“I think they need a theme song.” Lydia remarked, giggling.
“Like what?” Max asked, grinning.
“I dunno.” Lydia replied shrugging her shoulders. “Whatever it is it has to be played loudly.”
“How about; I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love/Love's going to leave me/I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt/So sexy it hurts…” Crysta sang loudly.
Alex giggled with the rest and said, “Or how about; Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?/Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?/Don't cha/Don't cha/
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?/Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?/Don't cha/Don't cha…”
“Or in Max’s case it would be; Don’t cha wish your Major was hot like me?” Crysta teased.
They giggle over that for a few seconds, then Max said, “I got it; This is why I'm hot/ This is why I'm Hot/ This is why, this is why, this is why I'm Hot/ I'm Hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not/ This is why, this is why, this is why I'm Hot.” While Max was singing she started to slowly bounce around like she was in the music video.
Lydia, Alex, and Crysta howled with laughter at the song and Max’s actions. Wiping tears from her face Lydia said, “Nonono, this is it; smack that/all on the floor/smack that/ give me some more/smack that/'till you get sore/smack that, oooh.”
The three girls started laughing and came up with more and more songs that could be the guy's "theme song".
****
Evan was toweling off when all of a sudden he heard ‘I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love/Love's going to leave me/I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt/So sexy it hurts…’ Then he, as well as everyone else, heard them sing snippets of other songs. Raising an eyebrow he wondered what that was all about.
Shaking his head, he finished toweling off and headed towards the locker room with the rest of the guys amid the catcalls and wolf whistles. All he knew was that they were going to have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.
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